Thursday, October 05, 2006
my toilet bowl


firstly..i want to mention that my toilet bowl is beige in colour..it has a oval in shape mouth that actually feeds on anithing that you throw in...be it yellow in colour liquid or black in colour solid...want to see it swallow???just press a button and it will be mixed with saliva(the water that flush the bowl)...the digestion in the toilet bowl is too complicated so i will not talk about it...however i know that the shit produce will be transported into the reservoir called the big toilet bowl..and that is where we get our water from..be it DRINKING or washing...
ok...i will not let my toilet bowl stay there and rot and eat and sleep and become fat.so i have plan for it to lose weight...firstly..lesser black solid will go in and lesser yellow liquid will go in...so you know hu is going to be suffering...i will feed it with vegetables called detergent everydae so it can get rid of the waste products and cleanse the intestines call the tube...i wrote it out of boredom so pai seh...haha